Why We Need to Leave  Andaman Islands’ Sentinelese People Alone

Why We Need to Leave Andaman Islands’ Sentinelese People Alone

Outside contact with Andamans’ Jarawas is forbidden, as it is with the Sentinelese, but a search on YouTube will find tourists in the Andamans going on “Jarawa safaris”, where the islanders dance for cameras and accept fast food from vehicles. The free people of North Sentinel Island should not go this way.
Meet the Parents: The Nepotism Edition

Meet the Parents: The Nepotism Edition

Star kids are the raw fuel on which the engine of Bollywood’s nepotism runs, but their parents are the oil that keeps the engine running along nice and smooth. Rishi Kapoor and Salim Khan are star examples.
Cut 2016 Some Slack, Please

Cut 2016 Some Slack, Please

At the risk of sounding like an outlier and getting lynched by the #End2016 doomsdayers, I quite enjoyed this year – because I am aware that things could have been way worse.
Dear Army Brats, Who Made You the Authority on National Security?

Dear Army Brats, Who Made You the Authority on National Security?

In the last one month, since the Pulwama attack, among those doubling up as defence experts are smug army brats. Their fathers served in the forces, but these skilled piggy-backers have never left behind big city comforts. The odiousness of army brats is tiresome in peacetime, but insufferable when the real threat of conflict lurks in the air.
Chai Pe Charcha: In Defence of Gossip

Chai Pe Charcha: In Defence of Gossip

Like rolling a first-class joint in under a minute, artful gossip can bring pleasure during conversations in a way few things can. Unfortunately, its inaccurate depictions in popular culture has forced us to equate the art of gossiping with the art of homewrecking.
People, Learn to Take a Friggin’ Compliment

People, Learn to Take a Friggin’ Compliment

I respond to compliments the way the Indian cricket fan responds to Virat Kohli’s poor performance – by showing zero chill. My first instinct is to assume that the person giving the compliment is either taking the piss out of me or wants a huge-ass favour.